Thursday, July 2, 2015

The Trouble with Utah Beer

When I told my friends I was going to Salt Lake City for work, several of them mentioned the burgeoning beer scene in the city. New breweries were popping up and new beer bars were expanding their selection. I did indeed have some good beer in Utah. The trouble is, conservative laws in Utah are a severe detriment to the craft beer industry. I'm used to restrictive beer laws. Michigan, where I grew up, is known as a very beer-friendly state, but they still can't sell alcohol before noon on Sundays. In Indiana, where I went to grad school, they can't sell to-go beer at all on Sundays, including growlers from brewpubs. In Georgia, where I currently live, there are a number of restrictive laws, limiting aspects such as Sunday sales, alcohol percentage, and breweries' ability to sell direct to consumers.

And then there's Utah. It takes beer laws to a whole new level. In just my short time in the state, I noticed a number of bizarre laws. First, the limit for alcohol percentage for tap beers is 4% by volume (ABV), or roughly 3.2% by weight. To me, this is the biggest hurdle. When I travel, I love to try limited release brews, which are usually only on draft. The 4% law really limits breweries' ability to make experimental or one-off brews, since anything over 4% would need to be bottled, creating significant additional expense. None of the bars and brewpubs I went to had more than a dozen or so taps - with the alcohol restriction, it just doesn't make sense to have a huge tap list. Anheuser Busch can't even sell regular Bud Light on tap. That's right, Bud Light is too strong for Utah beer laws. They have to brew a weaker version to sell in Utah. Similarly, the local Wasatch Brewery has to brew two version of their popular Polygamy Porter - a 4% version and a 6% version that can only be sold in bottles or shipped out of state. This 4% rule also applies to grocery stores - so forget trying to pick up a six pack when you're out shopping. You'll have to visit a state-run liquor store to get anything stronger.

On top of the ABV rule, there's also a limit on beer sampling. You can only have two sample size beers at once, so the concept of a flight of local beers doesn't exist. It's a completely arbitrary law, because once you finish your two samples you can order two more - but try that in a crowded bar.

Finally, strict rules on alcohol licenses impact the ability of bars and breweries to sell beer. An "alcohol establishment" license allows operation as a bar, but is harder to get. Some licenses require the purchase of food. For example, if you visit the tiny Epic Brewing, you can only drink there if you order an entree. The law states that "alcohol beverage service in a licensed restaurant requires that you order food with your drink, that your beverage be delivered to your table or counter by your server, and that you consume your drink at or near the table or counter." And don't think that you can have a beer at the game either - state law prohibits alcohol in stadiums and parks. These arbitrary and restrictive laws are a huge impediment to the development of a craft beer scene in Salt Lake City.

All that being said, I still visited several great beer establishments and had a number of good beers. A craft beer scene is indeed emerging in Salt Lake City, but the state government is doing it no favors. A few pictures of the beers and places I experienced:


Beer issue of the local alternative magazine
A 4% brew on tap at the Beerhive
Go with bottles at the bar if you want more variety
Visiting the Wasatch Brewery in Park City
A sample of the 4% version of Polygamy Porter
Bought this in a grocery store, so it's limited to 4%
One of the best Utah beers I tried
Two sample limit! This is at Avenues Proper brewpub. Some nice sour beers.
A Uinta beer at an outdoor event. The wooden "roof" above makes this legal.
A canned beer just to mix things up
Another good Utah beer

Sunday, March 1, 2015

Weekend in Springfield...I mean, Orlando.

Ah, Orlando. Home of Sea World, and Disney, and Putt-Putt Golfing. We tend to visit at least once per year to see David's family and let Paul ride the latest roller coasters in the theme parks. We hadn't been down in a while, and with cheap gas prices and great off-season hotel deals, we planned a three day weekend escape. This trip we visited David's Uncle Joe, went to Universal Studios, stopped by Blue Springs to see the manatees and drove home the long way via St. Augustine and Jacksonville.

Despite very chilly temperatures (the coldest morning of the year in Orlando... 33*F), we started bright and early and went to Universal Studios at 9AM on Friday morning. Getting there just before opening is a great way to beat the crowds! In the first hour we got in several rides with basically no wait. We did manage to get stuck on the new Harry Potter and the Escape from Gringott's ride when it broke down. Luckily this worked out in our favor, because they gave us an exit pass to ride again... but we used the pass on the other Harry Potter ride later in the day to avoid a 90 minute line. When it started to warm up a bit (into the mid 50s) we met up with David's Uncle Joe and Brad and continued to enjoy the park. We were really impressed with the Springfield section. It was like being transported to the world of the Simpsons!


Welcome to Universal Orlando.
Diagon Alley is really cool. Notice there are no crowds yet at 9:05AM.
Chandelier at Gringott's... Sia would be swinging from that for sure!
Paul is endorsed by 8 out of 10 elves. Also, he's drinking hot butterbeer!
Hogsmead, on the Islands of Adventure side of the park. Yeah, the crowds aren't so light anymore....
Harry Potter, Schmarry Plotter...this was the best part of Universal!
Jebediah Obadiah Zachariah Jedediah Springfield.
What? It's a perfectly cromulent word.
Krustyland Theme Park!
Kang and Kodos Twirl 'n Hurl (basically Disney's Dumbo but cooler).
Breakfast of Champions!
Duff beer for you! Duff beer for me! I'll have a Duff, you have one too!
Can't get enough of that wonderful Duff!
Moe's! They had flaming Moe's, but it was non-alcoholic so we passed.
Paul loved the name of this shop the best.
Lots of fun details that you'd recognize if you're a fan of the Simpsons!
Mmmmm... Krusty Burger.  "Think smaller, and more legs."
Mall kiosk version of KB.
The old Back to the Future ride was re-purposed and Simpsonized! It's hilarious.
Paul's made a new friend! Everything's coming up Milhouse!
Yeah, dingus, answer the phone!
Not everything at Universal is amazing...*shudder*

On Saturday we slept in after the long day at Universal Studios. We had no real plans so we just bounced around Orlando a bit (including Lake Eola, hipstery East End Market, and beer-friendly Gnarly Barley) before picking up Joe and driving up to Blue Springs to check out the manatees. Manatees congregate in the spring whenever the water in the St. John's river gets a little too cold. The spring is a constant 72*F year round.


Paul's got his vacation priorities straight, and his beers in a row!
Lake Eola in downtown Orlando.
The manatee-shaped counter got us excited for lots of sea cows... 361 of them!

Manatees in Blue Springs.
So many manatees... OK, at least one of these is a rock.
This little guy's a loner!
David's childhood home in Deltona...it's seen better days :(
David's mother planted this palmetto and it was about 2 feet tall when they moved.

On Sunday we left Orlando early and  drove to St. Augustine and Jacksonville, taking the scenic route back to Atlanta. This day ended up being tons of driving, but we saw some cool stuff along the way and Paul got another roller coaster credit (a Wacky Worm, of course) at a small park in Jacksonville Beach.

Castillo de San Marcos in St. Augustine. The oldest brick fort in the US.
Looking out over the bay from the Castillo.
Castillo de San Marcus Interior.
Intricate cannon at the Castillo de San Marcos in St. Augustine.
Another cannon.
St. Augustine has some pretty old buildings. This is Ponce de Leon Hall, part of Flagler College.
St. Augustine is the oldest city in America.
The interior dome of the Ponce de Leon Hall.
We stopped by Adventure Landing in Jacksonville Beach on the way home. 
Who looks wackier? Paul or the worm?
A credit's a credit!
Bye for now, Florida. See you again soon!